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"Paranoid schizophrenics can't have been overly worried about hidden cameras prior to the invention of the camera."
Читать полностью…"The only reason falling asleep isn't absolutely terrifying is the expectation of waking up again."
Читать полностью…"Everyone says eat the rich until they become rich"
Читать полностью…"There is a non-zero chance that you are in fact immortal."
Читать полностью…"Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal"
Читать полностью…"Ai was supposed to take boring jobs and allow pepole to be creative but the opposite happend"
Читать полностью…"You can eat a raw egg, but you can't eat a raw chicken."
Читать полностью…"Most of our ancestors never experienced the simple but thorough pleasure of a hot shower."
Читать полностью…"First we learn to speak, then we learn when to remain quiet"
Читать полностью…"The story of David and Goliath is actually a story of an inferior warrior having access to a superior long range weapon."
Читать полностью…"With our advanced technology it's probable that most 10-year olds have spoken to more people in their short life than most people did in their entire life 150+ years ago."
Читать полностью…"All the elements of earth have animals except fire. Animals that live in the water, the air, the earth. But nothing evolved to survive fire."
Читать полностью…"Robert Downey Jr might be the last mainstream actor in history to get away with blackface."
Читать полностью…"People generations ago had much better handwriting."
Читать полностью…"The fly is the least creatively named animal"
Читать полностью…"We don’t approve of gravediggers desecrating burial plots, but archaeologists doing their thing is cool."
Читать полностью…"Lot of TV Remotes will have useless buttons when streaming services shut down."
Читать полностью…"Microwaving something for an exact multiple of 10 seconds takes more effort"
Читать полностью…"You can't imagine a new color regardless of how hard you try too."
Читать полностью…"The four classical elements are really the four states of matter"
Читать полностью…"The life expectancy of a house declines dramatically when it is no longer lived in"
Читать полностью…"Saying ‘Woman-friend’ is weird but ‘Girl-friend’ is normal"
Читать полностью…"The Baja Men are still out there wondering who let the dogs out, without an answer"
Читать полностью…"When you look someone in the eyes, you just look at one eye and let the other sit in your periphery."
Читать полностью…"Heist movies are the only places where you can expect a recruiting person to immediately disclose pay range and scope of responsibilities"
Читать полностью…"Almost every hand that you’ve ever shaken has had a penis in it."
Читать полностью…"Some people aren't smart enough to feel stupid"
Читать полностью…"There's no way that there haven't been at least a few people in history who have fucked an anthill."
Читать полностью…"The Incredibles named Dash before he got the power of speed."
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