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"Satisfying the itch of your butthole is exceptionally orgasmic"
Читать полностью…"Junk food commercials never have obese people"
Читать полностью…"Google Maps must have saved a lot of marriages"
Читать полностью…"Forging A Return to Productive Conversation: An Open Letter to Reddit"
Читать полностью…"Resting bitch face is emotional power saving mode."
Читать полностью…"There is a limit to how much effort you are legally allowed to put into a police officer Halloween costume."
Читать полностью…"It's shocking there aren't any high-level porn actress nicknamed Luna Lovegood"
Читать полностью…"Our entire universe might just be a small part of a microbe inside a much larger organism"
Читать полностью…"There's a lot of technique and nuance to scratching one's balls that half of people don't appreciate."
Читать полностью…"Everyone is having more sex, and less sex than you think."
Читать полностью…"Morals must read as stupidity to people without them"
Читать полностью…"Being a sheep in the rain must be really miserable…"
Читать полностью…"We may have never got the foo fighters if kurt cobain didn't die"
Читать полностью…"A child with Down Syndrome is slightly more closely related to one parent than the other."
Читать полностью…"Human penises are about four times as long as gorilla penises. So it makes sense why Tarzan insisted upon wearing a loincloth."
Читать полностью…"Drunk sex is almost too popular considering the quality of sex is generally worse when drunk."
Читать полностью…"it wont be long till people use 20's 30's to describe us in the future"
Читать полностью…"We have never seen a villain brush their teeth"
Читать полностью…"No one is above the law is a fallacy perpetuated by those who are above the law"
Читать полностью…"You can deal with your trauma better only when you acknowledge the people responsible for your traumas have their own traumas."
Читать полностью…"They only had to change the word snake to essential to get us buying these oils again."
Читать полностью…"When hard-core gamers pass from old age, their bloated Steam accounts may become a valuable addition of the will."
Читать полностью…"When you die, apart from money and property, your personal belongings are garbage to others"
Читать полностью…"Eating anything as the Hulk too big for Bruce to digest will kill him when he reverts."
Читать полностью…"You rarely see a depiction of toddler zombies"
Читать полностью…"The amount of paper wasted on sending junk mail to people who have moved or don't exist must be astronomical"
Читать полностью…"2019 is a month away from being 5 years ago."
Читать полностью…"The older we get, the riskier 'your mom's jokes are"
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