Shower Thoughts

18 ноября 2023 09:32

"Most animals have never wiped their ass"

Shower Thoughts

18 ноября 2023 06:32

"Space is a vacuum yet the Moon is still dusty"

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18 ноября 2023 05:32

"It’s a real awakening when people consider how many hours they worked to afford something they’re buying"

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18 ноября 2023 00:32

"You have a superb advantage in life if you don't give a crap about anyone or anything."

Shower Thoughts

17 ноября 2023 20:34

"Most microwaves go their entire lifetime without having all their buttons pushed."

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17 ноября 2023 19:32

"An unfortunate moment of your life may be someone else’s go-to example of how stupid people can be."

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17 ноября 2023 18:34

"Farts are food ghosts."

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17 ноября 2023 17:32

"A lot of people think they like history but they actually like historical propaganda that confirms whatever they already believe"

Shower Thoughts

17 ноября 2023 08:33

"Your teeth are the only part of your skeleton that you can clean."

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17 ноября 2023 05:32

"Acquired taste is hilariously strange: ew, ew, ew, hmmm, yum."

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17 ноября 2023 01:33

"People in the past weren’t dumber, they just knew about less things."

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17 ноября 2023 00:32

"Most animals have never burned the inside of their mouth."

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16 ноября 2023 21:33

"All animals at most times are all butt-ass naked"

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16 ноября 2023 18:34

"At the rate the economy is going only polyamorous families will be able to afford raising children"

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16 ноября 2023 13:33

"10 years ago it was annoying how little people cared about politics. 10 years later its annoying how MUCH people care about politics."

Shower Thoughts

18 ноября 2023 08:32

"It feels cruel that the only part of your body that doesn’t get bigger when gaining weight is your penis."

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18 ноября 2023 05:32

"Batman is a rich asshole who beats up poor people, Spiderman is a poor person who beats up rich assholes"

Shower Thoughts

18 ноября 2023 05:32

"There is some poor guy out there who was placed in a coma in 2019 and will be in for one hell of a ride when they wake up."

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17 ноября 2023 22:33

"Dying of auto-erotic asphyxiation is primarily thought of as a male issue."

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17 ноября 2023 20:34

"It's pretty convenient that no numbers between 0-9 rhyme in English"

Shower Thoughts

17 ноября 2023 18:34

"It must have been fun when people were first naming all the different body parts."

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17 ноября 2023 17:32

"Tom Hanks is always operating large vehicles"

Shower Thoughts

17 ноября 2023 16:33

"Sex is a rhythm game"

Shower Thoughts

17 ноября 2023 06:33

"Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions."

Shower Thoughts

17 ноября 2023 03:32

"Your phone is the only computer you own that you'd expect to work after being dropped so many times"

Shower Thoughts

17 ноября 2023 01:33

"Making fun of low IQ people is socially acceptable only down to a certain threshold. If the IQ is too low you're an asshole."

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16 ноября 2023 22:33

"There was a person who thought that telling 12-14 year old children to just not do something (drugs, sex) was going to work."

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16 ноября 2023 19:32

"Eggs are honorary dairy"

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16 ноября 2023 17:32

"One of the biggest problems with good people is they don’t understand how evil bad people can be."

Shower Thoughts

16 ноября 2023 11:33

"There's a good chance you've talked to a murderer at least once in your life."