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"Most people starts to act weird when they are told to act normal."
Читать полностью…"The person that you think of as you only exists in your head. Everyone else sees a unique version of you in their own head."
Читать полностью…"People that drive cars that look like police cars must have longer commutes going places"
Читать полностью…"Mr Burns runs a zero-carbon emissions power plant and once blocked out the sun, cooling the earth. He is an environmental hero."
Читать полностью…"You always see people become angels when they die, but never see one become a demon."
Читать полностью…"Everything bagels definitely do not have everything on them."
Читать полностью…"A four hour nap is a lot, but a four hour sleep is not."
Читать полностью…"Given how uneven floors were, the first chairs must've had three legs, so they didn't wobble"
Читать полностью…"For something we use twice per day every day, toothpaste tubes are almost criminally small"
Читать полностью…"When cigarettes were popular, people didn't have to worry about showering or cleaning their car or house much cause everything stank of overpowering cigarette smoke."
Читать полностью…"Considering how predictable it is, it's amazing how curious we are to see other people naked."
Читать полностью…"Man, if scammers ever hire English proofreaders, we’re in trouble…"
Читать полностью…"You can use Earth's circumference as a lucky wheel demonstration for absurdly small odds"
Читать полностью…"Green eyes are far more prevalent in novels than in the general population."
Читать полностью…"With all these new weight loss meds our 2050s are going to look like our 1950s."
Читать полностью…"Websites that have "made it" are ones people don't feel the need to include ".com" when referring to them."
Читать полностью…"We are lucky hail comes down as balls and not spears"
Читать полностью…"Palpatine's clone had his Force abilities. That means they can clone midichlorians."
Читать полностью…"No matter what you believe, there’s about 3 billion people who are certain you’re going to hell."
Читать полностью…"UFC is a good confirmation that people will never fight like they do on movies and tv shows."
Читать полностью…"Half of being a good driver is knowing how react to other drivers' mistakes"
Читать полностью…"The night before a day off is usually more satisfying than the day off."
Читать полностью…"All surveys are biased in favor of those willing to take surveys"
Читать полностью…"Deafness/hearing loss must be way more serious of a disability in societies where it's normal to wear face coverings in public."
Читать полностью…"Someone decided blue and black pens were acceptable in business use, and we all just accepted it."
Читать полностью…"You know you are getting old when you have to turn down the radio in the car when leaving parking lots to be able to focus and drive better."
Читать полностью…"When gaming Laptops finally started being good, LAN-parties stopped being a thing"
Читать полностью…"People who build homes with great views usually ruin the views for others."
Читать полностью…"The number of people older than you only decreases"
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