Shower Thoughts

02 октября 2023 17:33

"ChatGPT is, by design, consistently boring, ocasionally weird and randomly creative."

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02 октября 2023 16:34

"Natural selection selects against intelligence when it comes to safe sex"

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02 октября 2023 14:34

"Sex is the only physical excercise that even lazy person want to do"

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02 октября 2023 12:33

"90% people watch porn just because they are either lonely or bored"

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02 октября 2023 04:33

"Someone has defaulted on their realdoll purchase, and someone had to repossess the merchandise."

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02 октября 2023 00:33

"Someone having a bunch of garbage in their car is a sign that they don’t litter."

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01 октября 2023 21:32

"Gold and diamonds only have their insane value because humans think shiny rocks are pretty to look at."

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01 октября 2023 20:34

"The fastest way to end world hunger is to not feed anyone"

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01 октября 2023 18:32

"Some people hate tourists in their city, but then expect hospitality when being tourists themselves"

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01 октября 2023 15:34

"Water tastes better from a glass than from a mug"

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01 октября 2023 11:34

"The bacteria that are evolving to eat our plastic waste will go extinct a couple hundred years after humans go extinct"

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01 октября 2023 08:33

"Your pets don’t think you are ugly."

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01 октября 2023 01:33

"For the most part, people wouldn't think of cutting in line, let alone force there way in. But put them in 4,000 lbs vehicle and all bets are off"

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01 октября 2023 00:33

"we all drew that same sun in the corner of the page as kids"

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30 сентября 2023 20:34

"It’s theoretically possible to accidentally dial any celebrity."

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02 октября 2023 17:33

"Caffeine is the most commonly used and abused drug in the world"

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02 октября 2023 15:34

"Men worry more about being falsely accused of rape while women worry more about being raped."

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02 октября 2023 14:34

"Listening to your playlist on shuffle is a great way to find songs that you actually dont really like that much"

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02 октября 2023 07:32

"About 99.99% of Earth's history have happened without Human beings"

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02 октября 2023 02:33

"People used to mostly see a better future and nowadays most people can only see the inevitable doom"

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01 октября 2023 23:32

"One person has had the smelliest fart any human has ever had, and never knew it"

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01 октября 2023 20:34

"Whenever you buy trash bags, you basically spend your money on trash."

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01 октября 2023 19:35

"A cold second must be a lot shorter than a hot second"

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01 октября 2023 17:33

"Somebody needs to go wake up Green Day."

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01 октября 2023 14:33

"All the Celebrities in the world have enough money to end world hunger"

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01 октября 2023 10:34

"Iphone 30 is not going to be put in roman numeralls."

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01 октября 2023 03:35

"Since sexuality is a spectrum, there is exactly one person who is the gayest."

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01 октября 2023 00:33

"The people of the next Century will be able to see the tragedies of the 21st Century in full quality"

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30 сентября 2023 20:34

"There is a big difference between a Men’s only club and a Gentlemen’s club"

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30 сентября 2023 20:34

"It's so odd that the generation that worshipped bands like Poison, Boy George and Annie Lennox somehow have issues with non-binary gender expression."