Shower Thoughts

06 июля 2023 15:32

"It really ought not be wrong to disclose to an interviewer that you only want a job for the money"

Shower Thoughts

06 июля 2023 11:32

"A different version of you exists in the mind of everyone who knows you"

Shower Thoughts

06 июля 2023 05:33

"The real miracle of modern technology is that we can carry around a device that contains more information than the Library of Alexandria, yet we mainly use it to scroll through Social Media"

Shower Thoughts

06 июля 2023 01:32

"People imagine the prehistoric age in color but the 1900's in black and white even though the latter came before"

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 23:32

"There are hundreds of stores selling hundreds of the same shirt, yet we hardly ever see anyone in the same shirt as us"

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 22:32

"Tipping culture is company panhandling"

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 20:32

"Virginity only matters to virgins and pedos"

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 18:32

"Some people will gladly eat ass but not the brown part of bananas."

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 17:32

"Urine in a full bladders weighs about 1.5 pounds, but you never hear anyone talk about weighing yourself before and after peeing like you do about pooping."

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 05:33

"Even a liar can be trustworthy if they never tell the truth."

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 03:32

"A riot over the price of tea is a weird way to start a country."

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 00:32

"We are a sad generation with happy pictures"

Shower Thoughts

04 июля 2023 21:32

"Smacking things to get them to work has become less and less common"

Shower Thoughts

04 июля 2023 19:32

"Sometimes, bugs must get on aeroplanes and end up like 2,000 miles away. Really confused."

Shower Thoughts

04 июля 2023 12:32

"Expecting perfect interview responses results in employing proficient liars"

Shower Thoughts

06 июля 2023 12:32

"Smartphones made distant relations closer and close relations more distant"

Shower Thoughts

06 июля 2023 06:32

"Sometimes it’s better to stay silent than it is to be right."

Shower Thoughts

06 июля 2023 03:33

"Before the internet, people assumed stupidity was due to a lack of access to information"

Shower Thoughts

06 июля 2023 01:32

"Aging doesn’t feel real"

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 22:32

"The true horror of video games lies within us!"

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 20:32

"It used to be unrealistic when Homer Simpson dreams of Bart being on the Supreme Court"

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 19:32

"You can be the most delicious peach on the tree, but not everyone likes peaches"

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 17:32

"Maybe women love True Crime because it was an evolved trait after centuries of not being able to divorce."

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 16:32

"It’s a very weird social construct to feel polite about saying something specific after someone sneezes"

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 03:32

"It's weird that a trash can is kept in every room of the house except for the living room"

Shower Thoughts

05 июля 2023 01:33

"Humanity has put so many safety measures in place that natural selection can no longer eliminate stupid people at an effective rate."

Shower Thoughts

04 июля 2023 22:32

"Getting a tattoo has gone from an act of individuality to a sign of conformity"

Shower Thoughts

04 июля 2023 20:32

"It's weird how the word palindrome isn't one but the phobia caused by palyndromes is indeed one (Aibohphobia)"

Shower Thoughts

04 июля 2023 17:32

"Considering why it’s celebrated, fire works on the 4th of July is inconsiderate to veterans."

Shower Thoughts

04 июля 2023 11:32

"Out of all the dinosaurs one died last, making it the very last dinosaur ever."