Shower Thoughts

02 июля 2023 08:32

"A dinosaur has never killed a human"

Shower Thoughts

02 июля 2023 05:32

"Despite having the Internet, a significant portion of the population just uses it to double down on ignorance instead of education."

Shower Thoughts

02 июля 2023 02:33

"All those garbage mobile game ads might be more fun if they actually showed them winning"

Shower Thoughts

02 июля 2023 00:32

"It’s kind of weird when a movie says it’s own title while watching it, and even weirder when a song doesn’t."

Shower Thoughts

01 июля 2023 22:32

"Considering how sharp and heavy some fossils are, dinosaurs will very likely kill again."

Shower Thoughts

01 июля 2023 18:32

"The first human to eat an oyster must’ve been starving."

Shower Thoughts

01 июля 2023 16:32

"People hate the rich but also want to be rich."

Shower Thoughts

01 июля 2023 13:32

"Oil and natural gas which is energy through dead things, a form of necromancy, powers the entire world."

Shower Thoughts

01 июля 2023 05:32

"A reality show where wealthy people start at zero, to prove how easy it is"

Shower Thoughts

30 июня 2023 20:32

"Make up sex rewards conflict"

Shower Thoughts

30 июня 2023 18:32

"There are 3 stages of life, you believe in Santa, you don't believe in Santa, you are Santa."

Shower Thoughts

30 июня 2023 12:32

"You look uglier the closer you are to a mirror"

Shower Thoughts

30 июня 2023 06:32

"Some people can't stand the beggars on the freeway exits and then donate money to millionaires"

Shower Thoughts

30 июня 2023 04:33

"After 60 years in pop culture with cartoons, movies, comics and countless merchandising it's odd that the thing about the Flintstones that has had the most staying power across generations is their vitamins."

Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 23:32

"It's kind of messed up how water isn't the solution to dry skin."

Shower Thoughts

02 июля 2023 06:32

"It’s kinda weird that so much of our society is built around people promising to never have sex with anyone else but each other ever again"

Shower Thoughts

02 июля 2023 03:33

"‘Peel the Onion’ is a metaphor to describe uncovering depth through layers. But really, when you peel an onion, all you get is…more onion."

Shower Thoughts

02 июля 2023 01:33

"There are no two more different films than Oppenheimer and Barbie that will be grouped together forever."

Shower Thoughts

01 июля 2023 23:32

"Someone out there is unaware they’re living their last Fourth of July weekend with ten fingers"

Shower Thoughts

01 июля 2023 21:32

"Death certificates are participation awards for life"

Shower Thoughts

01 июля 2023 17:32

"When you fall in love, you make a subconscious decision to break your own heart at some future point."

Shower Thoughts

01 июля 2023 14:32

"Considering the number of mission impossible movies out, the missions don’t seem so impossible anymore"

Shower Thoughts

01 июля 2023 08:32

"As long as billionaires and billion-dollar corporations exist we’re all oppressed in some way."

Shower Thoughts

30 июня 2023 23:32

"Vertical video went from being universally hated to the most popular form of video consumption."

Shower Thoughts

30 июня 2023 19:32

"Eating a large chicken is 2x as ethical as eating one half its size. It’s double the meat for the same size soul"

Shower Thoughts

30 июня 2023 14:32

"Cemetery prices have gone up due to the cost of living."

Shower Thoughts

30 июня 2023 09:32

"People with six fingers per hand can’t give someone the middle finger."

Shower Thoughts

30 июня 2023 04:33

"When you boil drinking water to kill germs, you still drink the germs, they’re just dead."

Shower Thoughts

30 июня 2023 02:32

"One day you will buy a shirt and will die in that shirt"

Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 23:32

"The smell of a new car is surprisingly recognizable, considering how rarely we get to smell it"