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Good Evening 🌞 witches and wizard, Demon's and spirits, humans and animals, God's and Goddesses
I greet you all ooh make e no be like say I no get respect
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New proverb created by our generation😂😂😂
If I fat while peeing don’t get upset cus most rain comes along with thunder sound
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***Dating a girl with big head is not the problem
The problem is when she want to lay down on your chest you will feel like you are carrying the all the problem of Sierra Leone 🇸🇱 ***
*HELLO*👋
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*🤧My serious babe posted Happy Birthday to the love of my life 😳😳.. but my birthday is not this month, i have been looking at my birth certificate since yesterday 🤔😤🤯*
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*🤧They are 420 ways to succeed...*
*Number 1 na hardwork,the remaining na 419😒*
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*🤧imagine getting married at the age of the number of your phone percentage right now😩*
*mine 24😌😝*
*Yours🫵⁉️*
*😢1_25*
*😮26_50*
*👍🏼51_75*
*🙏🏼76_100*
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• 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐃𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐭 𝐎𝐟 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐍𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 ?
𝟎: 𝐈𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭 😂
𝟏: 𝐑𝐮𝐝𝐞 😡
𝟐 *: Pretty 🎀*
𝟑: 𝐂𝐮𝐭𝐞 🫀
𝟒: 𝐒𝐡𝐲 🥹
𝟓: 𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 🙏
𝟔: Kind 🙌
𝟕: 𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 ❤️
𝟖: 𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 🥰
𝟗:𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞 🫶
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How long should a lady wait
Before asking a man for money
In a new relationship 🤔🙄
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🌹 _*Imagine you break a lady's heart and boom your father mends it and she becomes your stepmom* 😭😭🧘♀️_🥤
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*Today is exactly 12 years a certain woman removed me from a queue at a wedding reception claiming I've already eaten* Herrr😭😔🤦
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*They say milk gives strength then I drank 4 cups of milk and I couldn't move a wall... but when I drank 4 bottles of beer 🍺 I saw the walls moving by themselves.*😆😆😆😆😂😂 *These scientists are bloody liars.....😂😂😂*
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Manchester United is the most consistent team, one win in August, one win in September, one win in October. it's just like a menstrual cycle, if they don't win in November know that they are pregnant🤣🤣🤣😜😜
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*😁 Real men will ask for account number 🤧 why boys ask for phone number 😹 Ladies am I communicating 😂😂*
Good evening
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*So even Gay people get toxic relationship?*🤔
*Asin man dey beat man.*😳😳😳😳
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No one should talk oo... If I hear pim, I will post jokes till next morning
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🫶🏽 *Ladies, please pin your pants when you wash them. 🚿👖 My girlfriend still doesn’t believe that the wind blew our neighbour’s pants into our room 😳🌬️. I'm still trying to convince her!* 🚶🏾😎
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Divorce is for rich people, pack and go is for poor people, comot for my house is for mad people 😂😂😂
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Hi 2025 with 43rd January. No rush.
Back again after long time.
Say heeeeeeeaaaaaaatttttt 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂
*🤧imagine going to hell with a tattoo that say's the devil is a liar. Your own beating is ordered by the devil himself😹😂😆*
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*_💍🥺WORD OF THE day_*
*Your mother isn't rich but you never slept hungry💗🥺💋🫵🏻* one emoji for her🥹♥️
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Now ae days visitors don't want food they want the wifi password and socket closer to them
*- Fact ❤️*
*- Lies 😂*
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Baltasar Ebang Engonga joined using this group's invite link
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If money grew on trees like girls would date monkeys 😃😃😃😃😃😃
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_*if i'm still single at the end of this year, i give you permission to post me on facebook marketplace*😭😭
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🧑🏼🦯🙌Today l killed a mosquito that bit me 2 years ago. The nigga thought l forgot his face.😂😂
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*Manchester United will Continue to Lose until they tell us who's bobrisky Godfather.*🫣🥱🥱
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*In the first year of marriage the man speaks and the woman listened in the second year the woman speak and the man listens finally in the third year they both speak and the neighbours listens 🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*
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*A man message his Boss in the office sir I won't be able to come to work today and his Boss replied why now 😉 the man replied it rained heavily in my area and the whole place is flooded 🥰 Boss man replied you listed "Swimming" as your hobby in your CV 🤣🤣 so hurry up and come to work I'm expecting you! 🥰🥰🥰*
*The man replied Jesus* *Christ!!!!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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*_The way we became broke after finishing school and university in Africa you might think that we were studying bachelor of poverty and applied suffering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣_*
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*😹When visiting a sïck person” 😒*
*Americans: 🥲Get well soon dear*
*British: 😥Speedy recovery dear.*
*Sierra Leoneans 🇸🇱: 😭 Chai!! 🙆♂️ Na this kind sicknëss kïll Uncle Ben oo 🙄🤭😂 😂*
*😂Omoh I too love this Con3*
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