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*😫🥲Your boyfriend dumped you 2 weeks before his wedding 🥺 Baby don't feel sad😢 at least u made it to semi finals😹😂*
*Bravo🤣🤣👏👏*
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*😂 Sometimes you must just call 🤙 your family and say "don't cook today, I'm bringing takeaways" Then switch off ur Phone come back next day🥱😹*
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When was the last time you heard about a bank robbery? Rare, right? That is because these days, the banks rob us instead.
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Will you allow your picture to be used on côndòm advertisement just bcuz of 400 million dollars?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Go school you said school na scam,now fill bank form,where Dey put sex,u go write 3 rounds🙄🚶🏽♂️🚶🏽♂️
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*When you buy a used car, make sure the previous owner has no spare key. Legends only*.🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂😫🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿
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*Pastor: I Saw A Strange Woman Sitting On Ur Destiny*
*ME: If She Have Nyash Leave Am😉🤣🫣*
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*Are you sure snake was not passing on its own and Eve asked, anything for the girls?* Begging na some of them hobby.
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Things are costly now o.Imagine a kilo of "I love you"which used to be"I love you too" is now"send me momo"
💔💔💔pleas let's pray for our mother Ghana😭😭😭
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Good morning everyone from this side of the globe🌺🌹🌼📟
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📌 Spiritual problem is when someone walks 10km to work only to get there and realize that he forgot the office key at home. So he managed to walk 🚶 back home leaving his heavy bag at the office doorstep... On getting home , he realized that his house key is in the bag he left at the Office Doorstep... He got upset, but had no choice, so he walked back to the office again, picked up his bag angrily, and walked his way back home again.. On getting home, he dipped his hand into the bag, only to realize that the office key was in the bag all along... Now he sits on the floor shouting... " Monku me prɛko ooo me fie abayifoɔ" laugh small 😂😂
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*My dear brother it's right for you now to start saving for December oooo 🙄 because it's not right to call your age mate Boss just because of a bottle of Beer 🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*
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Gentlemen, please let's learn to respect each other in this group. We can share jokes and all, but it's important that we maintain healthy boundaries. It is not good for brothers to seek to soil my reputation, especially unprovoked.
Who gave my contact details to Man Utd, and told them that I have an interest in being their new head coach?
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who is a w¡zard?
a w¡zard is ur bf's friend who knows you are a side chic number 3 of his friend but still calls you *"our wife* ".
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*some people dey try ooo. You will be in a group you won't chat from week to week. 3 months you never chat. Biko even if you are deaf and dumb, so common ebebebebe you can't type ? 😂
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*Whoever is dating my ex please put more effort ...I mean she's still texting me*
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It's not everything you do that you'll post it on social media. Last week i was in Canada but i didn't post it.... Did i die???
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*If de price of rice doesn't come down on ma wedding day, awil cook beans*
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*My brother, if her phone rings and she stares at you before picking …*
*Just know that your assistant is calling*
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Some guys think, girls black bra are always dirty, it's not always true....
Just ask them to drop their hair net inside water and boom! Tea is ready...
Not my hand writing 🤭🏃🏿♂️🏃🏿♂️🏃🏿♂️😁
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Please, join me to laugh and make the week a sweet one for yourself. 😄 Problem no dey finish and so try to be happy always. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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