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What the Indians laugh on ... In English and Hindi ...
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The good thing about Scotland is that when someone says -
Aaj Desi Peeyunga ...
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they still mean Scotch😁☺
और इधर *_केजरीवाल_* साहब ने अमिताभ बच्चन पर मानहानि का मुकदमा ठोक दिया है। उनका मानना है कि फ़िल्म नमक हलाल में बप्पी लहरी साहब व किशोर कुमार के साथ मिलकर बच्चन साहब ने "AAP" को बदनाम किया था ।
AAP अंदर से कुछ,
और बाहर से कुछ और नज़र आते हैं......
बरखुर्दार शक्ल से तो, चोर नज़र आते हैं......
उम्र गुज़री है सारी चोरी में
सारे सुख चैन बन्द, जुर्म की तिजौरी में......
AAP का तो लगता है बस यही सपना...
राम नाम जपना पराया माल अपना...😇😊😀😉
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Punjabi Tips.....
Punjabi Tip # 01
If it isn't a Patiala peg, it isn't a drink!
Punjabi Tip # 02:
When we say Cloney, we don't mean George Clooney. It might mean Defence Cloney!
Punjabi Tip # 03:
A Punjabi wedding without alcohol will always have a drinks-car parked outside!
Punjabi Tip # 04:
If you're Punjabi, you definitely know at least one Sweety, Sunny,
Tony, Jassi or Honey!
Punjabi Tip # 05:
No party is ...complete, till people start dancing & singing to 'saadi
rail gaadi aae'!
Punjabi Tip # 06:
Butter Chicken, Butter Naan and Butter Milk - Three course meal for a Punjabi!
Punjabi Tip # 07:
Tandoori Chicken, the National Bird of Punjab!
Punjabi Tip # 08:
'Oye, Koyi nahi yaar' is our reply to 'Shit Happens'!
Punjabi Tip # 09:
If we use MC / BC more than 5 times in one sentence with you, we
probably love you!
Punjabi Tip # 10:
The only people who proudly call themselves 'Amplifiers' and their
girlfriends 'Woofers'
Punjabi Tip # 11:
5 things Punjabi would have - Bullet (bike), Jutti, Ray Bans, Jeep and Woofers
Punjabi Tip # 12:
It doesn't matter if you are from Andhra Pradesh, Kerala, Tamil Nadu
or Bangalore; we think you're a 'Madarasi'
Punjabi Tip # 13:
You know you're Punjabi when your nickname at home is 'Ullu de Patthe'
or 'Khote de Puttar'
Punjabi Tip # 14:
Canada & UK - Part of Punjab.
Punjabi Tip # 15:
P is for 'Panj Mint' and no matter how near or far a Punjabi is from
you, he always says he'll reach in 'Panj Mint'! (5minutes)
Forward if you love Punjabis
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Punjab is the only state where:
The one who drives faster than you gets - Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa saale de....
The one who drives slower than you gets - Gaddi chalauni aundi ni.. Par laini zaroor aa...
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_Deep meaning short joke_
*एक कर्मचारी ने*
*बॉस की*
*माता जी के चरण स्पर्श करके कहा*
*हम तो आपको रोज याद करते हैं*
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A Collection of superb, hard hitting, humorous comments on govt, politics, bureaucracy.
*"In my many years I have come to a conclusion, ... that one useless man is a shame, two [useless men] is a law firm and three or more [useless men] is a government."*
~John Adams
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*"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed."*
~Mark Twain
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*"I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."*
~Winston Churchill
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*"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."*
~George Bernard Shaw
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*"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."*
~ Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
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*"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."*
~P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
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*"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!"*
~Pericles (430 B.C.)
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*"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session."*
~Mark Twain (1866)
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*"The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other."*
~ Ronald Reagan
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*"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."*
~Mark Twain
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*"What this country needs are more unemployed politicians."*
~Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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*"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."*
~Thomas Jefferson
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*"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."*
~Aesop
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*"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!"*
~P.J. O'Rourke
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Oye is bar to had kar di sardaro ne..
एक बुजुर्ग अपनी पुरानी मारुति से जा रहे थे कि एक BMW को ज़रा सी खरोंच लग गयी।
BMW में से चार लम्बे चौड़े सरदार निकले और वृद्ध व्यक्ति की पिटाई की नौबत आ गयी। तभी बुजुर्ग ने कहा कि आप चार हैं और मैं अकेला, ये तो ना-इंसाफी है
उन चारों सरदारों में जो सबसे बड़ा था , वो बोला …सुरजिते और अमार्जिते तुम अंकल की तरफ हो जाओ।
बुजुर्ग बोला ,"पर हम तो
तीन हैं और आप दो "
तो उन मे से सुरजिते बोला,
कोई बात नहीं अंकल जी आप
घर जाओ , इन दोनो से हम निपट लेंगे