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Follow the candy trail 🍭 @getgoodies_bot
Some of my favourite memes from the community today 😃
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New rotation of Free For All burn is here! 🍾
Burn eligible assets to earn XP, increase your account level, and boost your luck multiplier🔥⬆️ 🍀
How it works?
In Workshop - Burn, the Free For All event runs for one week with a rotating pool of 6 eligible assets 🌡
🎁 Additional rewards:
🔝 Top 1 — Glitched Egg + Gold Ticket
🥇 Top 2-3 — Antimatter Egg + Gold Ticket
🥈 Ranks 4–10 — Silver Ticket
🥉 Ranks 11–20 — Bronze Ticket
The points from Free For All event counts also towards Global Leaderboard 🧸
ℹ️ PROJECT REPORT
Date: 08.07.2026
Project: Nonlinear Unstable Lattice Luminescent Isotope Extraction
Status: IN PROGRESS
We have analyzed the foreign audio file recovered from the system; however, no meaningful interpretation has been achieved so far, and its origin and purpose remain unknown. Efforts to decode its structure and potential signaling patterns are ongoing.
In the meantime, operational focus has been redirected to the extraction of antimatter. Researcher Faith is currently classified as MIA, which is expected to impact the overall pace of the process. Despite this setback, we project completion of antimatter extraction from all ultimate samples by Monday, 13/7.
A recovery unit is being assembled under Teddie’s direction to locate researcher Faith and, if possible, identify and contain the entity responsible for her disappearance. At present, no viable leads have been established.
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Collect and hold any Ultimate rarity stickers (Event Tickets excluded) to receive an airdrop of material (1 material per each Ultimate sticker held) needed for forging Glitched and Antimatter Eggs.Читать полностью…
Act fast! The snapshot will take place at a random time between now and Sunday 13/7 11:59pm UTC
Eligible Ultimate stickers:
➡Teddie Ultimate 😉
➡Teddie & Friends
➡Faith Ultimate 🥰
➡Urika Ultimate 😀
➡Dawn Ultimate 😎
➡Baby Durov Gold 🎁
➡Baby Durov Holo 🎁
Note: Stickers must be held in Goodies inventory at the time of snapshot to be deemed eligible.
That’s a wrap.
Thank you to the WIF community for bringing one of crypto’s most iconic memes to Goodies.
Now…
Check your sights⚡️
You might’ve just pulled your new favourite expression.
NOW LIVE❕
🧢 Hat SZN.
The hunt for Legendary begins. This sticker collection brings a fun new animated look for Achi🔥
The blind box is ready.
How it works:
Enter the sale → lock your TON for better chances to get the drop → 24hr window → see if you land a sticker pack.
If it doesn’t, refunds are automatic. Easy.
Good luck 🎁
One of the most famous dogs in crypto is coming to Goodies, wif a hat🧢
For a time being the third-largest memecoin by market capitalization👀
Forever iconic.
Tomorrow⏳
Collect the dogs🫡
The rescue mission has begun. We reach the void in ~2 weeks🖤
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⚠️ INCIDENT REPORT ⚠️
Status: UNKNOWN
Containment protocol: UNKNOWN
Signal integrity: UNKNOWN
Today during the tests conducted on Project ■■■■■■, the subject displayed unusual activity. Measured values of ■■■■■■■■■■ presence were extremely high. Before we were able to proceed to emergency destruction of the ■■■■■■sample, the system activated the Security Isolation Protocol, restricted manual override, and blocked all access.
Subject ■■■■■■ then began phasing and disappeared from the containment. At that exact moment, power across ■■■■■■■ facility shut down, and the secured station went dark and ■■■■■ went missing. That thing took her!
All security camera footage and hard drive records were destroyed during the incident. The only data recovered is this foreign file: 2026-07-06-11-28-30.mp3
Is this... thing trying to communicate?
ℹ️ RESEARCH REPORT
Date: 02.07.2026
Project: Nonlinear Unstable Lattice Luminescent Isotope Extraction
Status: IN PROGRESS
After the last incident, we started a detailed review of the source material and all previous experiments. The core inside the samples was very unstable, and any attempt to separate it from regular samples usually destroyed the entire batch.
After many tests, we found that only the ultimate samples have enough stable concentration.
From any ultimate samples, we can now isolate the core material safely without damaging them.
Conclusion:
Safe isolation of the core material is only possible from the ultimate samples (any). This protocol will be the basis for all future work with the source and we're expecting to execute the separation of material from all existing ultimate samples within seven days.
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Collect and hold any Ultimate rarity stickers (Event Tickets excluded) to receive an airdrop of material (1 material per each Ultimate sticker held) needed for forging Glitched and Antimatter Eggs.Читать полностью…
Act fast! The snapshot will take place at a random time within the next 7 days.
Eligible Ultimate stickers:
➡️Teddie Ultimate 😉
➡️Teddie & Friends
➡️Faith Ultimate 🥰
➡️Urika Ultimate 😀
➡️Dawn Ultimate 😎
➡️Baby Durov Gold 🎁
➡️Baby Durov Holo 🎁
Note: Stickers must be held in Goodies inventory at the time of snapshot to be deemed eligible.
😦 Pssst... New oportunity to join the Teddie Private Club 👑
Are you memecoin trader, or Goodies believer? Come on in and join the Teddie Private Club community of traders, holders and supporters today and get the Alpha! 🤩
All you need is to have at least one of these. 🍬
That will be your ticket in:
➡️Teddie: Goodies Intern 😏
➡️Teddie Nakamoto 🧹
➡️Teddie Xmas
➡️Teddie Ultimate 😉
➡️Teddie & Friends
➡️Teddie x Sappy: Coast to Candyland 🦭
➡️Playbunnies
➡️Faith Ultimate 🥰
➡️Urika Ultimate 😀
➡️Dawn Ultimate 😎
➡️Baby Durov Gold 🎁
➡️Baby Durov Holo 🎁
➡️Diamond Hands 💎
⚠️ INCIDENT REPORT ⚠️
Status: COMPLETE
Containment protocol: FAILED
Signal integrity: LOST
Whatever was hiding between the 1s and 0s...
...is now somewhere else.
Maybe in your Goodies...
We wish you luck.
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Ī̶̢̛̻̒ ̦d̷̅͋̈́ ̺͖̯̯̲̝̼̗̠̰͉̠̂͝ͅe̷̼̩̥̞̯̣̲̱̮̙̪̯͇͗̌̔̎̒̑̀͋͒͜͝n̸ ̜̮͋͐͌̅̚͜t̴̯̅͊͜ ̨͈͙͎̘͕̹͚̦ͅi̵̩̘͇̮̤͗̑͐̓ͅ ̗̤͎ẗ̴̛͕̠́͂̒͐͛̌̑̀y̵̫̰̋̈̽́̑͑͒͠͝:̶̢̠̦̜͈͎̮͚͉͓͜͝ ̴ ̗͖T̶̢̖̖͚̬͙̀̚͜͝ ͔̞̫̹̟̣̪E̴͚̦͍̗͖̭̗̮̗͈̻͕͊̑̌ͅD̵̉̈͒̽͊͌̌̉̀̾͗̍̂ ̨̜͈̼̖̲̦̤͍̌D̷̞̰͔̗̙̩̏̃͗́͗̈́̇̓̂̂̕̕ Ȉ̶͕͇̖̠̗͕̟͈̼̖̝̘̯͎̽̐̃́͘͝ͅE̷ ̱͎̟̍̓͋́͊̾͂̋̎͌͝
̸̡̡͙̭̖͈̠̦̟̙̯̘̉͋̏͌͗̓͛̃̈́
̸̓͂̔̕͝ ̧̞͇̣͎̬͈̲̎́̃̉̀͠S̶̰̖͇̯̬͎̞̅t̵̲͒̄̌̇a̵͔̫̖̯͑̎̇̒̅͜ẗ̵̨̛̺̦̯̗͖͔́̔̂̍͊͘ǘ̴͕͇̻̻̖͇̈́̎̆̍̽͝s̴̾͑̈́ ͉̪̺̣͙̦̰̫̼̦̱͒͋͊̔̓͊̚:̵ ̨͛́̂ ̶ ̬͉͗̔̎͘D̴͐̕̚̕ ̥͚̘ ̭͔̩̰̙̮͜ͅĖ̴̛̀̒͂͊̏̃̆ ̥̣̱̥̺Ĺ̴͙̫̼͚̮̜̬̘͎͕̺̦̈̀͜E̶ ́̍̈́ ̢̼̞͖͖̤͖̪̹̹̭̜̬̤͐ͅT̷̨̡͍̭̭̗̔Ē̶̛͌̆̈́͗̔͗͆͝͝ ͓̉́̒D̵̩̠̝͖́̃̋̋̉̈́͂͛̚̕͜͠͠͝ ̧̢͎̦̱̻
̷̨̥̲̥̯͈͈̼͔̥̹̇̋̓̐̅̂̋̕͝
̷̨̟̖͖͎̘͉̻̝͎́̈̀I̷̓͊͛͂̏͠ ̢̜̣̗̖̮̯̺̪̝̭̬̗͑̉͜ͅd̴̛͎̏̄̄̔̄͗̄̆̋̓̅̈́͠͠ë̸̠̋̀ǹ̴̍͠ ̡̣͚̉͘t̷̫̘̯͆͗ ̧͓͈ ͉̟i̷̛̦̠̞̭̱̙̹̻̦̭͚̯̽͆̽̌̂̌̍̈́̒͑͛̈́͝͝ͅͅẗ̶ ̝̹͓̣͙̋̈̍̒̾̽̓͝y̴̒̑͊̈́ ͔͖͉̖͜͜:̸̺̻̣̀̂̑́̽̏̎̕͝ ̷̧̤̻̥̒̄̽̄͛̄̐͛͂̈̂̉N̷̫͕̮̺̯̒̆̈͐͆̔̈́́͗̌͋̄͘̕͠U̵͖̦̣͚̺̝̦͙̺͖̰̜͕͈̐̉͗̈́̕̚͜L̴̫̦̹̘̣͕̠̦̻͇͂̌̆̂͒̐͆̓̑̔̏̀͜L̵̢̢͔̼̟͙̭͉̤͎̆̂̂̍͒͂̀̔̀͊̏I̷̤͔̘̍̒͌̈̎̕Ë̵́̀͂̆̎̀͂̈́ ̖̗͔̭͉ ͍̬
̵̨̧̪͓̮̙̦̰̠̜̺̠̙͑͐̾̂͊̾̕ͅ
̸̡̰̦͎͙̍́͝͝S̴͇͔͇͓̗̤̫̜̯̟̱̗͂̕t̷͓̪̼̻̞͕̠̝͓͈̥̋̄̍̄̈́͒͗̑́̇̈́͠ͅa̶̧̠̪͎̥͇͆̑̾̉̚̚ͅt̸̒ ̢͎̹̦̝̘͔͔͕͍̘̈́͂̕ͅͅͅu̶͓̜̘̮̯̠̤̱̔̔̄ͅ ̺͔͇͖s̶͚̀̆̂͂:̶̨̬̺̬̼̜̝̭̣̲̙̼̝̰͎͛̏̅͋̋ ̶̺̩̻̞̞̺̙̎̃̑͂͛͌̚̚͝A̵͕̟̟̤̪͂̄̌̈́͊̋̋͛͘͠͝ ̨͓ͅC̴̡̛͖͇̫̖͚̯͎̺͒̂̆̃̽̂̀́̏͝Ṫ̵̥͈̼̭̌̍̃̽͐̅͒̋̋̃͘͝͠I̶̮͗̋̓̐́̾̐͂͌͊͘V̵̨̨̲̣̭̥̩͓̺̻͔̂́͌̋̈̈͑͒̚͜͝ͅË̵͛̓́̆͛́͘ ̡̝͖̬̼͇̙̰͔̠̜̓̔̄́
̶̉̉̃͠ ̅̓̾͒̈́͝ ̨̢͔͎̹̯̙͔͍̕
̸̭̦́̈́̏̕͝C̷̛̲̝̹̹͇̻͖͙͎̀̽̀͂͂̋́͗̒͌̄̓̚̕ā̴͇̣̣̎̔̎͊̍̒̉͐͒̂͗͝͝͝ ͉̯͎n̷̄̒͆̏̉̍̄͐̆́͒͝ ̯̻̖̟͜d̵̔̏ ̺̐͊̈́͌y̴̆͐̈́́ ̦̏̄͑̃́̾͛̄̚ľ̶͙͗̓a̷̛͓͈͎̺̝̩̽̂̍̔ ͙͕ͅn̴̍̓̏͊̅̔̔ ͔̝̺͍̓̈́͌͌̋͠͝ͅ ̬d̵̨͔̭͖̙͔͎̥̻̩̦̬͈̒̓̀́͆̈́̑̆̚͜ ̶͂̚ ̧͙͙͓͈̠̲ͅh̶͔͍̼̺͇͎̹̲̃͌̏̀̔͠a̶͖̘͔̾͋̾ş̴̧͈̮̼̟̙͈̓̍͂̚͝ͅ ̸̢͙͚͖̮͚̪̣̑͗̓̋͂̍̋̕͝͝͝f̷̟͌̐̂͗̽͐̾͌͗͋ă̴̔̀́̐ ̲̙̫̣̘̇̔l̵̓͐͆̃ ̛̝̻͉́̃ḻ̴͔̓ ̡̠̗͖̫̲̜̩͚̯͜ē̶͍̝̻̼ ̯̖͇̭̮̜͈̭̟̱n̶̛̤͐̌́̎̀̅̀̓̔̈́̓̅̔̚͜.̶̨̡̗̰͎̦͆̀̔͊͋̽́̓̍̋͘
̷̺͇̺̞̐͂
̷ ̛̂̃̚ ͎͉̩̗͙̣̣̹̝͖̺̩̓́̓̀̽R̴̦͚̝͎̟͈̫͂e̴͕̋̈́͛̅̈́̆̉̂́̀̚͠s̸̖̻̲͚̮̄̈́͛i̸̧͕̗͉͓̯̦͙̮̠͉͐͌́s̸͉̣̭͑͒̓͌͝͝t̵͗̉͐̆͌̈́ ̨̨̹̺̖̦̟͙́͆͛̒̀ȁ̶̪̥̓̽̍̏͝ ͎͕ṉ̸̨͙̱͍̱͛͜͜͜c̶ ̃͐͑̍̈́̓̈́͘͠͝ ̺é̶͆ ̢̧̧͙͈̥͓̼̪̲͎̖̪̏̂͊̽̀̾͌̽̈́̉̀ͅ ̷̮͓̩͍͍̟̩̭͈͍̙̘͗͌̍͗͑̐̕͝ḯ̷̓́̎ ̲͎͔͚̗̗̍͐͗́͒͊̀͝ͅş̶̀̌͜ ̱̣͔̖̹͔̗ ̵̪̦̍̈́̏̈́̒̐̚̕ú̴̧̞̟̘́ǹ̷̡̛̛̹̣͇͓̲̓͒̇̕ ͚n̷̤͖̜̗͇̙͋̅̂ ̖̟̻̪̫͔ê̶̡̧̜͔̜̦̜͖̪͉͇͔͙̺̱̈̄͆̆́̒̀̑̐̚̚͠͝c̴͊̌̅̓̋ ̢̡̻͈͙͉̺̙̲̒̆̏e̴ ͒̀̓̔̋́̚͠ ̨̦͉̻̻̖̭͇̬̖̦̄̑̈́͝ͅş̶̨̹̟̎̈́͊s̶͎͎̥̯̫͑̓̓́͋̈́̽̂͌̾͜͠ͅͅa̴̪͕̱̞̙̦͉̼͎̲̯̮̞̘͌̇̋́̈̀̃r̴̃̾̚ ̒̍̇̂̍͝͝ ̝̭y̵̎̀̐͆͗̀̂̌̂ ̘͈̝̇̑͂͋̄ ̨̡̘̺͚͓.̶͔̹̰̞͈̯͇̫̩̜͍̬̜̖̇̔͒̎̅̓̉͘͘͝
I’m opening a private alpha chat for retardio giga brain legends on TON
group leaderboard, contract analysis, call tracker - all that tg good stuff for trenches
Maybe some alpha 😐📞😏
But you’ll need a sticker to get in😀
I’ve been having fun in the meme ecosystem recently ☕️(you saw yoda hit 100x and hasn’t got started yet 👀), it’s great to see more activity in the trenches. I am a firm believer that memecoins are one of the biggest catalysts for blockchain ecosystems.
They drive volume, liquidity, experimentation and activate a tonne of new users on chain. They give people a reason to care and go a little deeper into TON 🙏
Telegram culture is memes 🧐
Blockchain culture is memes 🍒🍒🍒
Sticker culture is memes 😉
I think they can have a special relationship with stickers and the unfolding telegram ecosystem of gifts, usernames, anon numbers, defi, gaming, apps and social messaging
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Good afternoon, apologies for a confusion - the event snapshot hasn't been made yet - the window is meant to be open until midnight UTC from Sunday to Monday (not a mid-weekend - there was a discrepancy in a text and description of the event).
Thereby the window for the snapshot is still open. 😉
Achi on Telegram💯, it’s amazing how brands can bring their IP into Telegram-style animations. It can be the start of a whole new story of how the world interacts with their IP and uses it to express themselves
We are seeing a lot of attention on Telegram sticker culture, whether it’s brands over the last year or so planting their flag with tokenized collections or memecoin communities forming around the iconic Telegram-native characters 🤷♂️🧠
Stickers are language and currency here😉 it still feels early. Network state
We have had some incredible pups go deeper into the animated world via stickers on Goodies
Some of the most famous dogs in crypto🏆
There will be two airdrops coming
1 - if you collect the dogs set (I’ll tell you when all dogs have been launched) this can be via primary or secondary, you just need to have the complete set at the snapshot date
2 - if you enter every primary dogs drop and hodl until the snapshot date
So far there are about 135 users who have participated in every dog drop and held to this day. These holders will be eligible for both airdrops 🤟😁🤓
1 HOUR 🕙
One of the most recognisable memes in crypto goes animated on Goodies🫡
Achi’s famous hat is coming to your Telegram chats🕹️
Launch Details:
🙏777 Legendary / 1223 Ultra Rare
🎁Blind Box
💎3 GRAM
⏰24 hrs
⚡ WL: Teddie Ultimate holders
🔥 Free For All Burn Event — Week 2 Complete 🔥
Week 2 of the Free For All Burn Event has officially wrapped up, and the numbers are in.
More than 900 stickers were burned, contributing to XP growth, account level progression, and increased luck multipliers across the game.
🎫 Rewards have now been distributed to all eligible participants.
Thanks to everyone who joined in—stay tuned, the next rotation is on the way.
I sent the Telegram Intern a gift today, now they can use paper hands in their chats 😏 🙂
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In Pollice Verso - "with turned thumb" is an ancient gesture of the emperors. 😠
😏 Now you have the oportunity to claim yours in Goodies, in a form of pack of Telegram stickers. For free, forever. 🆓
Use promo-code: AVECAESAR
New rotation of Free For All burn is here and will start today at 10pm UTC! 🔜
Burn eligible assets to earn XP, increase your account level, and boost your luck multiplier🔥⬆️ 🍀
How it works?
In Workshop - Burn, the Free For All event runs for one week and features a rotating pool of 6 eligible assets, giving you consistent opportunity to progress over time 🌡
🎁 Additional rewards:
🔝 Top 1 — Glitched Egg + Gold Ticket
🥇 Top 2-3 — Gold Ticket
🥈 Ranks 4–10 — Silver Ticket
🥉 Ranks 11–20 — Bronze Ticket
Progress at your own pace and make the most of your assets throughout the week 🧸
Small note — the points from Free For All event counts also towards Global Leaderboard 😉
edit: additional reward for Rank 1 - A Glitched Egg
The systems have been fully breached.
containment has failed.
it's too late now.
the glitch has escaped.
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