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11 декабря 2017 06:28

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10 декабря 2017 07:10

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09 декабря 2017 08:10

What did one pencil say to the other?

Lookin' sharp.

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08 декабря 2017 07:17

I could tell the the glue factory owner was nervous, because of how he paste back and forth.

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07 декабря 2017 06:17

I asked the lion in my wardrobe what was he doing in there. He said " It's Narnia Business"

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06 декабря 2017 07:30

Heels (n.)

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04 декабря 2017 09:13

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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05 ноября 2017 16:06

A monopoly player stopped crying after he rolled the dice dramatically.
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03 ноября 2017 11:59

What did the elevator say to the other elevator?

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02 ноября 2017 02:54

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02 ноября 2017 02:54

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01 ноября 2017 07:30

Why can't a pirate say the alphabet?

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01 ноября 2017 07:29

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11 декабря 2017 06:28

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09 декабря 2017 08:10

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