Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?
Because it was Snow'den
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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost my case.
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If Jon Snow turned into a white walker, will he be called Johnny Walker, or Snow white?
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How do you split Rome in half?
You use a pair of Caesars.
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