my favorite meals to stretch apart
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When she say she gets her weed for free
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A diagram of effective birth control
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When you don’t have to go out and cheat on your girl because she has 9 different personalities
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When she toss that ponytail in a bun
When she climb on top
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The distance you kept during my struggle,i’m gonna need you to double it during my success
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When she hasn’t had dick in a while and you finally pull it out, and she just like
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You didn’t lie to her. She just didn’t ask enough questions
@Freakstars
When yall been exchanging dirty texts all day and then you go see her
@freakst
You gotta be rich bruh
No matter what it takes
No matter what it takes!
@Freakstars
shawties wake up YAWNING and We wake up with ERECTION.
Coincidence?
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When y’all get back together and she sucking dick better than before
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He didn’t wanna play with power rangers anymore
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If she fart in her sleep she a Hoe she got niggas in her dreams gassing her up💯
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If she a bad girl…. She needs to get punished😈
@Freakstars
The perfect packaging doesn’t exist…
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