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🕯“Why this candle?
🎂Why this cake?
The day of my birth
is not today.
I was born
when you said, 'Hey.”
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The latest study of men’s sleeping habits found that 5 percent of men wake up at night to pee, 8 percent get up to search the fridge and 60 percent get up to return home!
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The science of love
When do you know if you fancy someone? What does love do to your brain chemicals, and is falling in love just nature's way to keep our species alive?
We call it love. It feels like love. But the most exhilarating of all human emotions is probably nature’s beautiful way of keeping the human species alive and reproducing.
With an irresistible cocktail of chemicals, our brain entices us to fall in love. We believe we’re choosing a partner. But we may merely be the happy victims of nature’s lovely plan.
It’s not what you say...
Psychologists have shown it takes between 90 seconds and 4 minutes to decide if you fancy someone.
Research has shown this has little to do with what is said, rather
55% is through body language
38% is the tone and speed of their voice
Only 7% is through what they say.
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A man returned home and found his wife in bed with his best friend. He took his gun, killed his friend and then asked his wife:
"What you gonna say to me now?"
The wife answered:
"If you keep like that, you won't have any friends left soon!"
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A successful man is the one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is the one who can find such a man.
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Swimming race between Michael Phelps, winner of 23 Olympic gold medals, and a shark!
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Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed... My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.
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Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected.
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I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their mustache, and
suddenly she is not your friend anymore...
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✅ The Elephant Rope
As a man was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not.
He saw a trainer nearby and asked why these animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away. “Well,” trainer said, “when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it’s enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free.”
The man was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn’t, they were stuck right where they were.
Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before?
Failure is part of learning; we should never give up the struggle in life.
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Awsome places in the world:
Underwater restaurant in Maldives
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