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https://devme.me (desktop only experience) Channel exists because function is not a function No ads? Contact/send meme - @linegel
We surely have a timeline where this is real
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When Nintendo lawyers retire they couldn’t just stop doing their thing
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You can send it to your colleagues who are afraid to ask for help or ask too late 🌚
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Have a great weekend with not too much overtime 🥰
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You also keep your entire codebase in a single txt file, right?
Nothing wrong there, move along
https://gitlab.haskell.org/ghc/ghc/-/issues/26374
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We surely live in a simulation
https://github.com/pewdiepie-archdaemon/dionysus/tree/dionysus/dotfiles
He uses arch btw
I guess he's too concerned with foreign keys
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Each of them is snake in their own way
Kojima was right once again
Here some crazy maniac rewriting common cli tools to use sed
https://github.com/tiawl/sedjutsu
Btw, sed are not yet rewritten with sed. You can join and help!
Cursed
Absolutely cursed
I love it ❤️🥰❤️
If you don’t get it then you’re just too young, that’s ok
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> be me, quantum cultist, snorted copium since kindergarten
> drop 50k on $IONQ because “quantum only goes up”
> CEO: “every Fortune-500 CEO has a quantum strat”
> mfw McDonald’s gonna supersize fries with entangled salt
> CEO says gate fidelity 99.8 %, sounds sexy
> realize that's still 0.2 % chance my calc turns into alphabet soup
> ask IR when Shor's algo cracks RSA-2048
> they send me link to 2030 roadmap PDF named cope.pdf
> earnings drop: $11 m revenue, $10.9 m is gov handouts
> organic sales? less than what I tip DoorDash
> DeMassi on CNBC: "quantum internet is next multitrillion TAM"
> mfw he pitching teleporting memes while I can't even ping qubit without decoherence
> ask for 1000-qubit cloud instance
> support says "we have 32, but they're logical in spirit"
> “quantum internet” because regular net too useful
> need photon routers so Twitter loads in superposition
> DeMasi tweets "minimum upside CSCO market cap"
> do quick math: need 200 B revenue, currently selling $5 m of fairy dust
> that's only 40,000 % growth, basically guaranteed
> google "proven exponential quantum algorithms"
> find three, all require 1 M qubits and liquid-nitrogen cooled unicorn tears
> file taxes, mark investment as "charitable donation to physics LARP"
More code should have been shred for us to get some context 🌚
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And just to make it clear, it was separate case from nx https://github.com/nrwl/nx/security/advisories/GHSA-cxm3-wv7p-598c
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Same with Pro and Business
If you have anomalous ping jumps for random requests - it may worth investigation
Such Environmental
So Social
Much Governance
Wow🌚
#offtopic@dev_meme
Even if underlying news ain’t correct it’s still fun
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This is what you should do next time your coworker forgets to lock their laptop 🌚
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I wonder how many new, completely unheard attack vectors we are going to see
Though entire situation is somehow a meme to me
Most people don’t realize temp is just adjusting the fan speed on the GPU cluster serving you
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