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06 August 2026 04:40

Warning ⚠️ Graphic. Ukrainian man is attacked by a killer drone. He survived with injuries.
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This is the future and this why you need a gun and knowledge and experience of how to use it. Drones will have to be shot down when they target you.

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06 August 2026 02:53

The police showing up to save Perez Hilton last nite (August 4, 2026) who is alive and recovering in the hospital.
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06 August 2026 02:08

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06 August 2026 21:51

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06 August 2026 03:02

Popular conspiracy theorist and rare and mystical book collector Joe Feltz has died of unknown causes. He was specifically not suicidal.
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06 August 2026 02:42

Warning!! ⚠️ Extreme Content: not for children or those sensitive to violence.

Perez Hilton loses his cookies in an unhinged attack upon himself with a knife during a livestream.
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Perez Hilton, born Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr., is an American media personality, columnist, and blogger who became one of the defining figures of 2000s pop culture. Launching his celebrity gossip blog (originally PageSixSixSix.com and later PerezHilton.com) in 2004, he gained massive popularity and notoriety for his unfiltered, highly sarcastic commentary, tabloid coverage, and habit of scribbling crude captions and doodles over paparazzi photographs. At the peak of the blog era, his site drew millions of daily visitors, establishing him as one of the first major digital media influencers and expanding his presence into television, books, and podcasts.

While his platform made him a powerful force in Hollywood, it also sparked widespread controversy. His early style was heavily criticized for its harsh tone toward young stars, aggressive outing of closeted celebrities, and invasive coverage of public figures. Over the years—and as the media landscape shifted toward modern social media platforms—Hilton publicly expressed regret for his past cruelty, attempting to soften his approach and rebrand his image while continuing to work as an entertainment commentator.

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05 August 2026 20:57

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