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06 June 2026 23:20

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06 June 2026 23:10

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06 June 2026 23:05

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06 June 2026 23:11

🔥TIM DILLON on the Trump family as American "tsars"

"They want to sell you... the glory of the state. And [the Trumps] are the state"

"We have the hottest country'... that means [the Trumps are] getting rich, and you live vicariously through [them]"

"He's for Israel. He's for Qatar if they give him a plane"

"In the beginning... [Trump] did not pretend to be in any way relatable. He was an egotistical maniac"

"[Trump's] a tsarist. He's still that guy"

"But now that people are broke and he's selling the government off for parts and no one cares, it's not cute anymore"

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"Everybody was like, We want him to be our tsar. Even me! What a great movie, the rich scumbag because the rich scumbag of the people"

"The leader of America is never gonna not be a rich scumbag"

"You thought [Bernie] Sanders was gonna win... you're naive. He got sandbagged by his own people"

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"That belief was as patriotic as I could get"

"Go watch the movie Melania—it's just her walking out of a G6, G5 plane, going to Palm Beach"

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06 June 2026 23:07

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06 June 2026 19:47

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06 June 2026 19:32

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06 June 2026 19:16

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06 June 2026 18:56

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