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28 мая 2025 09:01

🇧🇹 Bhutan is quietly flexing on crypto bros with clean Bitcoin mining.

No coal. No noise. Just 12K BTC mined on hydropower and a throne that gets it.
Bhutan went from off-the-grid kingdom to top 5 BTC reserves — all while keeping its "Gross National Happiness" vibes. They’ve got: • State-backed mining 🏗️ • Ripple-powered CBDC tests • Zero crypto bans, but cautious optimism

While others melt the planet for satoshis, Bhutan stacks coin and stays zen. Respect.

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27 мая 2025 14:32

UAE just airdropped ChatGPT Plus to the whole damn country.

Yeah, every resident now gets free GPT Plus, no catch. It’s like a real-world airdrop, but instead of memecoins — it’s actual firepower for your brain.
All part of a fat partnership between OpenAI and the UAE gov. Oh, and they’re also building a giant AI data center in Abu Dhabi, because why not.
Global AI rollout has begun.
Still waiting for our turn, fam 😅

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27 мая 2025 09:14

🍕 Morning Mood: Crypto sobered up a bit, but still vibing

Bitcoin dipped to $107,500 overnight, then bounced back to a solid $109K. Alts followed suit—bit of a wobble, but no faceplants. Most of the top 100 are in the red, but just slightly. Nothing dramatic, just a market morning stretch. 😌
📉 Red zone squad: SPX -5% (who even holds that?), BONK & PI -4% 📈 Green gang: QNT +12%, CAKE +11% (yes, the cake again), JUP, FORM, and UNI all up +6%

😬 Fear & Greed Index is at 74 — bordering on "extreme greed" territory. Be careful or be rich?

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26 мая 2025 15:03

🌊 Manga panic: Tourists cancel Japan trips over July 2025 tsunami ‘prophecy’

A Japanese manga from 1999 called “The Future I Saw” has tourists freaking out after it predicted a deadly tsunami would hit Japan on July 5, 2025. Author Ryo Tatsuki claimed she saw it in a dream—and people are taking it way too seriously after her past predictions allegedly came true.
✈️ Airlines in Hong Kong are slashing Japan-bound flights. Bookings have dropped by 50%. Social media’s full of evacuation tips and #July2025Prediction theories.

Science says “no”, but tourism stats say: people are spooked.

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26 мая 2025 11:04

Monday panic loading... What if climate change spawns real-life rug pulls — like killer fungi that eat you from the inside?

Say hi to Aspergillus fumigatus — not a memecoin, but a deadly spore that's expected to expand by 77.5% by 2100 thanks to global warming. New homes: Europe, the US, China, and yeah... even Russia.
Mortality? 20–40%.
No whitepaper, just straight-up lung liquidation.

So yeah, breathe responsibly, my degens. The next real threat might not be a scam coin — but a spore with better market reach than most airdrops. 💨🫁

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25 мая 2025 17:03

Finally, damn it! I think I'm already sick — where's my medicine?!
🔥 Scientists just dropped a wild one: LSD might cure schizophrenia and depression. Meet JRT — a trippy-free compound that grows brain cells like grass in spring. 🌱
Tested on mice — symptoms eased. Human trials up next.
First trip, then therapy — 2025 is wild 😵‍💫

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25 мая 2025 12:02

🧠 NEED THAT BRAIN CHIP TO TRADE WHILE I SLEEP

Gabe Newell (yup, Steam's daddy) just dropped the bomb: his startup Starfish Neuroscience is rolling out a brain chip in 2025.
Officially — to fight Parkinson’s. Unofficially — we’re manifesting a future where it whispers the BTC price directly into your skull 🧬

What makes it 🔥: — Way smaller than Musk’s Neuralink (2×4×0.3mm); — No battery — it powers itself wirelessly; — Less power-hungry than your bathroom light; — Easier to implant than chasing airdrops.
No public tests yet, but the chip’s coming end of 2025. Soon you'll be running DeFi with just your thoughts.

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24 мая 2025 17:01

🐄 Cows, up and away!
In the Swiss village of Blatten, things got wild — an incoming landslide forced helicopter evacuations… for cows.
Yep, real action-movie vibes: dangling cows airlifted like four-legged VIPs 🚁🐮
When cows are flying and you're still stuck in traffic — something's off, bro. 😅

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24 мая 2025 13:03

📿 OpenAI’s first gadget might be… a wearable AI pendant?

Analyst Ming-Chi Kuo says OpenAI is cooking up a neck-worn AI device — think iPod Shuffle with brains, but no screen. It’ll come with a mic and camera for sensing your surroundings and rely heavily on cloud processing.
💬 No display — just voice, vision, and vibes 📸 Constant connection to the internet needed 🌀 Prototype expected in 2025, mass production in 2027

Bonus theory: the announcement dropped right after Google I/O to steal some thunder. If true, it’s working.

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23 мая 2025 17:01

Johnny Ive just went full cyborg mode 🤖💰

It’s official: OpenAI is acquiring Johnny Ive’s startup io for a mind-blowing $6.5B. That includes 55 ex-Apple engineers and designers, all now working on a sleek, voice-first AI device.
💬 Altman’s already seen a prototype — called it “the most impressive piece of tech I’ve ever seen.”
$5B in stock, the rest in cash — OpenAI’s biggest deal ever. But LoveFrom (Ive’s design firm) stays independent, leading design and creative for OpenAI projects.

Meanwhile, Apple’s sitting there like: “Hey… wasn’t he our guy?” 😬

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23 мая 2025 12:01

🧊 Say goodbye to sweaty palms: the gaming mouse now comes with a FAN

No joke — Pulsar Feinmann and Noctua dropped a gaming mouse with a built-in 40mm fan that literally cools your hand mid-fight. Welcome to peak gamer luxury 🌀
⚙️ DPI? A ridiculous 320,000.
🖱️ Shell? Full of holes for airflow.
🔋 Comes with a charging dock.
💸 Price tag: $200 for cool-handed clutches.

Gaming just got breezy 😎

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22 мая 2025 17:03

🔐 Chrome will soon change your weak passwords for you — with your royal permission

At Google I/O, the team promised: by the end of 2025, Chrome will auto-update weak or leaked passwords — but only if you say “yes, Chrome, please fix my mess”.
🧠 No more guilt-tripping password warnings. Chrome will do the boring stuff. You? Just tap “approve”.
⏳ Launching by New Year’s, so devs don’t lose their minds.

🎁 Best part? Less hassle, more safety. You're welcome.

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22 мая 2025 13:03

🎤 Here’s the cheat sheet: 5 biggest Google I/O 2025 announcements

Two hours of Google worshipping AI? We watched so you don’t have to — here’s the essence:
AI-powered AR glasses — real-time translations, smart hints, and Bard whispering sweet nothings directly to your eyeballs.
AI search — Google now summarizes answers for you. Basically ChatGPT... with ads.
Project Astra — a real-time assistant that sees, listens, and replies like a sci-fi buddy.
Imagen 3 — next-gen image generation that’s “almost photography.” Keyword: almost.
Live interpreter AI — translates speech with nuance and emotion. Should’ve launched five years ago — could’ve saved us all some awkward dates.

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22 мая 2025 09:03

⛔️ No go for Durov — France blocks Telegram founder's US trip
Pavel Durov asked French prosecutors to lift travel restrictions so he could head to the US for talks with investment funds. But Politico says the answer was a hard "no."
Details on the restrictions are still murky, but Durov seems tied up legally in France. So for now, any boardroom deals will have to be virtual.

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21 мая 2025 15:01

💥 Trump signs 'Take It Down Act' — social media must remove deepfake nudes in 48 hours

Posting explicit images — even AI-generated — without consent is now a federal crime. The new "Take It Down Act" forces platforms to delete reported content within 48 hours, no excuses.
The law targets deepfakes and revenge porn, requiring platforms to hunt down and remove all copies or face hefty penalties from the FTC.

📌 Trump personally backed the bill, with Melania leading the charge after emotional testimonies from teen victims of AI porn gone viral.

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27 мая 2025 17:03

🦖 The dinos are back! "Walking with Dinosaurs" returns after 25 years

The cult classic is reborn — and it's more epic than ever. Triceratops, spinosaurus, and other prehistoric legends stomp back into the spotlight, brought to life with cutting-edge science and cinematic CGI.
Forget plain documentaries — this six-part series (50 mins each) is like a nature show directed by Spielberg, but 100% based on real paleo data.

🎬 Childhood nostalgia? Fully activated.

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27 мая 2025 12:04

🥹 Tiny delight of the day: the cutest Macintosh ever

UK shop 1-Bit Rainbow just dropped the pico-mac-nano — a palm-sized tribute to the classic Macintosh 128K. It’s only 62 mm tall and somehow runs Classic MacOS. Yep, seriously.
Powered by a Raspberry Pi Pico, it features a 2-inch 480×342 display, supports modern USB keyboards and mice, and boots via emulator.
DIY fans can build it themselves, or grab a ready-made kit with 3D-printed case, display, and all internals.
💸 Price? Just £56 — nostalgia tax not included.

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26 мая 2025 17:02

✂️ Bitcoin beef over bytes: 83 sparked a civil war

Bitcoin Core wants to kill the 83-byte OP_RETURN limit — and hell broke loose. On one side: Core devs say more data = more use cases. On the other: Knots fans cry “bloat!” and fear blockchain spam.
This ain’t just tech — it’s about what Bitcoin is. Just money? Or a data playground too?

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26 мая 2025 13:02

💽 Napster is back — and now it’s all about AI & the metaverse
Metaverse startup Infinite Reality just rebranded to Napster Corporation — yep, that Napster. But instead of pirating tracks, they’re pushing AI-powered 3D concerts, video chats, and digital raves.
📈 They bought Napster for $207M in March, and now it’s their flagship. New vibe, same rebel spirit.
🤖 You can already try Napster Spaces — 500 free minutes of talking to lifelike AI avatars. After that, it’s $49/month. Way cheaper than most AI chat platforms.
🎧 TL;DR: Napster used to kill the music industry. Now it’s coming for your crypto-powered attention span.

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26 мая 2025 09:04

⛔️ A $1B short got nuked — $16M loss 💥
Overnight, Trump pushed the EU tariff deadline from June 1 to July 9, and the market instantly went risk-on.
Bitcoin jumped — and some poor soul’s $1B short just evaporated, leaving them $16M in the red.
Friendly reminder: shorting into macro news is just premium-grade pain. 🫡

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25 мая 2025 14:31

🎧 Hermès just dropped $15K headphones — because rich sound needs rich taste.

Meet the brand’s first wireless headphones: minimal design, handcrafted calfskin, and a metal frame that whispers “old money.” Available in chocolate brown, black, “Berlin blue,” and two bougie specials: rouge H and naturel.
What about the specs? Who cares. They’re keeping it secret, probably because the bass is tuned by someone named Jean-Pierre in a Parisian loft.

🧠 Bottom line: AirPods are for calls. Hermès is for showing you don’t need to answer.

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25 мая 2025 10:02

🎸 Marshall enters the home audio game — meet the Heston 120 soundbar

The guitar amp legends just dropped their first soundbar, and it’s a beast. Heston 120 isn’t just stylish — it’s being called a legit rival to Sonos Arc.
📦 11 drivers, 5.2.1 system, 150 watts of power. Wi-Fi 6, Bluetooth 5.3, eARC, USB-C, RCA input — all included. 🎚 Four sound modes + hands-on EQ with classic Marshall gold knobs. 🎬 Dolby Atmos and DTS:X support. Yes, it even looks like a rock icon.

Pre-orders are live now for $1000. Official launch — June 3. Rock your living room.

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24 мая 2025 15:01

💥 Kraken brings Wall Street to crypto with xStocks

Kraken is launching xStocks — a new service for non-US clients to trade tokenized versions of US stocks (like Apple, Tesla, Nvidia) 24/7 on Solana. Each token = 1 real share held by Backed Finance.
Why it matters: 🔹 Trade even when Wall Street sleeps 🔹 Use stock tokens in DeFi — as collateral, LP, etc 🔹 Dirt-cheap fees, native Solana compatibility
Kraken’s mission? A truly global, non-stop stock market — on-chain.

📍 Wall Street meets DeFi. Let’s go.

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24 мая 2025 10:04

🥖 Telegram gave up data on 22,000 users — in just 3 months

Telegram handed over user data on 22K people to authorities — and that’s only from Q1 2025. A year ago, it was "just" 5,826.

🥇 The top requester? India with 9,197 cases — no surprise, it’s one of Telegram’s biggest markets. Followed by Germany, France, and the US. A full dataset is now live on GitHub.
Looks like Pavel Durov’s rough trip to the regulators in 2024 is finally paying off... for them.

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23 мая 2025 14:33

Short kings of tech 👑

Social media’s got a new theory: most tech founders are around 5'7" (170 cm).
Zuck, Brin, Vaynerchuk, Nadella — all clock in at the same height. Even Bezos and Kalanick? Under 5'10".
So hey — tell your shorter friend: height ain't a bug, it's a feature. Just build big.

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23 мая 2025 09:05

🕵️‍♂️ Shenzhen: Where all stolen iPhones go to die (or get a second life)

China’s Feiyang Times Mall, 4th floor, is basically the endgame for stolen, traded-in, or bricked iPhones. It's where your lost device might end up — alive or parted out 📦📱
According to Financial Times, one guy had his iPhone 15 Pro snatched in the US. Tracker showed it hopping from shady repair spots to Hong Kong, and finally Shenzhen. Then came the iMessage: "
«Unlock it or we’ll recycle and leak your data." Yeah, don’t fall for it 🙄
📌 Pro tip: Turn on Stolen Device Protection in Face ID settings. You’ll thank yourself later.

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22 мая 2025 15:05

⚡️ While everyone was watching the flashy stuff, Gemini 2.5 Pro quietly turned Deep Research into a beast.

🔹 New Deep Think mode = brain on steroids. It doesn’t just respond — it runs through dozens of ideas and picks the smartest one.
🔹 You can now upload your own files and images — it turned messy class notes into a clean report.
🔹 Soon, it'll auto-pull from your Google Drive and Gmail too.
🔥 Oh, and Canvas? It now turns those reports into graphs, websites, quizzes, and even podcasts — in Russian, no less.

Sit back. Learn smarter. Gemini’s got it.

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22 мая 2025 11:03

😴 Xiaomi’s back at it again — this time with a sleep mask that massages your eyes and costs less

than a bowl of rice.
Meet the Mijia Smart Massage Eye Mask:
4 vibration motors, 6 modes — from gentle “Lunch Break” to full-on “Intensive.” Plus a built-in heating pad that whispers sweet spa vibes to your eyeballs.

All this for just ¥199 (~$28). At that price, it doesn’t massage — it serenades your stress away.

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21 мая 2025 17:03

🤡 It’s back: “Welcome to Derry” trailer drops and it’s pure nightmare fuel

The It prequel series finally digs into Pennywise’s origins and what cursed the town of Derry to begin with.
☁️ Fog, blood, creepy kid voices — and yup, the clown’s awake again. Feels just as disturbing as it should.
📅 Drops this fall. Don’t blink. It’s watching.

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21 мая 2025 12:05

📸 Busted by his own masterpiece — photographer arrested at his own show

Isaac “Drift” Wright, ex-paratrooper turned urban explorer, got arrested mid-gallery opening in NYC. Why? His jaw-dropping Empire State shot — the very image that headlined his first solo show — was used as evidence of trespassing.
An undercover cop was chilling in the crowd, and once the hype around the photo peaked, 💥 four NYPD officers showed up and cuffed him — tuxedo and all.

What was meant to be Drift’s artistic climax turned into a legal plot twist. New York’s got jokes.
📍 The show runs till June 28 at Robert Mann Gallery.