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🔅Tired sound of a mammal🔅 ========================= ⚜The supreme art of posting is to share my thoughts and mood without even showing myself to the world ⚜ ☄☄☄☄☄☄☄☄☄☄☄☄ @bullshit_catalouge

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Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy...

Lives in the White House.

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Some people may hate Christianity, some people may hate Islam, but I think we can agree that mostly everybody hates Scientology.

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Morpheus and Neo are plugged in to the Matrix and having a chat.

Morpheus turns to Neo, "In this world you can be anything you want."

There is a short silence.

Neo: "Then why are you a nigger?"

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Sleep is an addictive hallucinogen. It puts you in a state of altered reality and you go through pretty serious withdrawal symptoms when you try to quit it.

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I am 100% less likely to click a link from a google result that has [AD] next to it.

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We all live in a paradox. Your reality will always be different from my reality, just as my reality will always be different from your reality. At the same time, both of our realities are not the true reality.

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Mother Russia, Yakutsk, -40, child with icecream.

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You can either dance or hate

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http://coub.com/view/i9bpj

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What if in a parallel universe where Google asks us questions and we have all the answers ?

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Thats a whole new level man !

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I still cannot get why there is a "share" button in PornHub. I want for sure to share with all my Facebook friends and all my Twitter followers what kind of porn I'm watching at the moment!

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If a priest will start to marry gay couples in countries where it's banned he has a good chance of becoming a saint in about a hundred years

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Reddit has interesting stories from people I don't know, while facebook has uninteresting stories from people I do know.

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My masturbation standards are a lot higher than my dating standards.

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I wish I was as happy as him

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