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11 июля 2016 17:22

Care to seduce a large woman?
Piece of cake
#joke #pun

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08 июля 2016 21:31

A German walks into a library and asks for a book on war.

The librarian replies, "No mate, you'll lose it."

#joke #pun

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05 июля 2016 18:56

Somebody said today that I'm lazy. I nearly answered him.

#joke

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01 июля 2016 19:44

”Our restaurant’s snails are world-famous.”
“I know, one of them’s just been serving me.”
#joke

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29 июня 2016 22:01

The future, the present, and the past walk into a shady bar. Things get tense.
#joke #pun

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27 июня 2016 18:01

[канцелярские принадлежности]

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26 июня 2016 09:06

[приземлиться, сесть]

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22 июня 2016 21:06

[темнота]
to sound more advanced say ✔️pitch dark = extremely dark [черный как смола, очень тёмный]

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21 июня 2016 08:59

[замкнутый круг, порочный круг]

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20 июня 2016 15:16

to Affect is a verb, and an Effect is a noun.
[влиять, воздействовать]

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31 мая 2016 19:34

[уставший, вымотанный]

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22 мая 2016 10:37

Just can't wait till the rain stops.

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19 мая 2016 07:40

["кровь кипит", доводить до бешенства, бесить]

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13 мая 2016 15:57

Friday #joke

My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me.
I guess that's just one more thing she has in common with my wife.

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08 мая 2016 21:13

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

Just one #joke before going to sleep

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11 июля 2016 10:56

[соблазнять, совращать, обольщать]

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06 июля 2016 20:37

If you’re having a bad day, remember some adults wear braces.
#joke

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05 июля 2016 11:41

[двойной подбородок]
do you know how to get rid of a double chin?

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01 июля 2016 16:41

[разузнать, выяснить, узнать]

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28 июня 2016 19:13

A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.
#joke

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26 июня 2016 21:10

I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows.

#joke #pun - игра слов

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25 июня 2016 20:57

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
#joke

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21 июня 2016 18:05

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.
#joke

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20 июня 2016 20:54

I think Google is a woman...

Because it won't let you finish a sentence without coming up with other suggestions.
#joke

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17 июня 2016 12:52

[отсутствовать]
By the way,guys we are extremely sorry for being absent for a long time! This month was a bit tough on us, but now we are back, and ready to tell you about some new words. ⭐️

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24 мая 2016 20:27

Razliubit' — to fall out of love, a bittersweet feeling #joke

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20 мая 2016 19:59

My wife and I planned to commit suicide together.

But once she'd killed herself, things suddenly looked a lot more positive.
#joke

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16 мая 2016 17:13

In a fortnight we are going on holidays. Kate keeps showing off her new bikini. Well, she is slim and so beautiful. Oh, I need to lose some weight to be as confident as her #upshot [listen and recognise new words]

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10 мая 2016 08:54

[уверенный]
✔️ self-confident - самоуверенный, уверенный в себе

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08 мая 2016 16:43

[вторгаться, нападать]