Boinkers News
14 июля 2025 05:25
You did it again. You broke our shit servers. Too many people trying to access at the same time.
Good practice for the real battle! We’ll be up and running soon.
Thank you for your patience 🙏
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Boinkers News
14 июля 2025 04:52
SERVERS ARE NOW FROZEN - GET READY...
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Boinkers News
14 июля 2025 02:40
The Pudgies ARE ABOUT TO LAND!
We NOW hit reset to lock in the OGs, unleash true play, and bring in Economy 2.0 — cleaner, sharper, and built for the madness ahead.
🚫 OG ASSETS NOW LOCKED.
No one will EVER be able to earn these again:
💩 OG Shitcoins
🚀OG Boinkers you sent to the moon
🗿 Artifacts
❗️Whatever you have before the event begins is ALL you'll ever have.
✅ All of your current assets (OG Shitcoins, OG Boinkers sent to the moon, Artifacts) and upcoming NEW assets are safely stored and will play a role in future ACID ID drops.
You can always access ACID here: @
🔄 Unused spins & energy are now converted into Luck Drop Credits:
Using the following formula: Luck Credit = (Slot Spins / 250 + Wheel Spins) / 1000
GET READY FOR A NEW ERA!
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Boinkers News
14 июля 2025 01:07
dont fade ❄️🧊
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Boinkers News
14 июля 2025 00:00
2 HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE WORLD OF BOINKERS FREEZES OVER! ❄️
The Penguins are coming..and they are not here to chill! 🍿
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Boinkers News
13 июля 2025 15:34
🚨 MAFIA WARS2 is LIVE only until the end of the day! ⏱
You’ve still got a shot to claim the legendary CRYPTO WASH Artifact! ⚡️
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Boinkers News
13 июля 2025 09:17
Yo, it’s Nico 😘
You made enough noise, so I pulled some strings 💥
Early gift? You got it 🛞
Click HERE and act surprised.
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Boinkers News
12 июля 2025 17:27
SCARY DETERGENT FIGHT IS ON!!!
Don't miss a chance to WIN this rare artifact!
+1,000 WINNERS!
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Boinkers News
12 июля 2025 02:37
DON’T MISS the Burning Quest to complete this artifacts collection.
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Boinkers News
11 июля 2025 21:31
🧊 OUR TITANIC JUST HIT AN ICEBERG (pun-intended) 🧊
Our devs fk*d up and wildly underestimated the level of absolute degen madness you unleashed.
⚠The Pudgy Penguin takeover is delayed 24–48h so we can reinforce the servers, safeguard the OG Snapshot, and not melt the timeline. ⚠
🛞The good news is that by YOUR popular demand the ULTRA WHEEL will stay ON until the event starts.
AND you can still win 2 more RARE and 1 additional EPIC Artifacts.🛞
More chaos. More loot. More time to spin.
REMEMBER! BURN YOUR WHEELS AND ENERGY BEFORE IT GOES ZERO, luckily you now have extra time ❤🔥
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Boinkers News
11 июля 2025 11:15
The WHITE TOILET is HERE! 🚽
TOP 250 of today’s Shit Generators will WIN it!! ✨✨
You have by EOD UTC to show the world how much SHIT you’ve got in you!
Top 1 gets 10 White Toilet
Top 2 gets 9
Top 3 gets 8
Top 4 gets 7
Top 5 gets 6
Top 6 -10 get 5
Top 11-20 get 4
Top 21-50 get 3
Top 51-100 get 2
Top 101 - 250 get 1
Happy pooping, you assholes! 😘💩
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Boinkers News
11 июля 2025 02:52
😱Less than 24 hours!!!! 😱 next level shit is dropping SOON 👀
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10 июля 2025 12:37
ULTRA WHEEL IS ON! 🚨
Spin FAST before it's GONE!
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10 июля 2025 10:10
The SNOW TOILET is HERE! 🚽❄️
TOP 250 of today’s Shit Generators will WIN it!! ✨✨
You have by EOD UTC to show the world how much SHIT you’ve got in you!
Top 1 gets 10 Snow Toilets
Top 2 gets 9
Top 3 gets 8
Top 4 gets 7
Top 5 gets 6
Top 6 -10 get 5
Top 11-20 get 4
Top 21-50 get 3
Top 51-100 get 2
Top 101 - 250 get 1
Happy pooping, you assholes! 😘💩
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Boinkers News
10 июля 2025 08:19
🚨 NICO HERE WITH AN IMPORTANT UPDATE 😁
In 48 hours, we’re entering a new chapter...
❄️ Pudgy Penguins Hostile Takeover Begins 😈
⏱ Event starts: July 12th, 00:30 UTC
On this date, everyone’s game progress will reset to ZERO.
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🎇 Why the Reset?
1. OG SNAPSHOT — We’re locking in the legacy of our loyal early players.
2. Fair Play — A massive event deserves a level playing field for all players.
3. Economy 2.0 & True Play — This reset clears inflation, sharpens balance, and levels up quality — for the game, the economy, and the community. It sets the foundation for things that were impossible before. Stay tuned.
🔥 READ THIS CAREFULLY:
After July 12th at 00:30 UTC:
🚫 OG ASSETS ARE GONE. FOREVER.
You will NEVER be able to earn these again:
* 💩 OG Shitcoins
* 😁OG Boinkers you sent to the moon
* 🗿 Artifacts
> ❗️ These assets will no longer be obtainable by *anyone*.
> ❗️ Whatever you have before the event begins is ALL you'll ever have.
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🔐 What Happens to What You Already Own?
* ✅ All of your current assets (OG Shitcoins, OG Boinkers sent to the moon, Artifacts) and upcoming NEW assets are safely stored and will play a role in future ACID ID drops.
You can always access ACID here: @
* 🔄 Unused spins & energy will be converted into Luck Drop Credits:
Using the following formula: Luck Credit = (Slot Spins / 250 + Wheel Spins) / 1000
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⚠️ Final Checklist Before the Takeover:
* Burn through that energy ⚡️
* Use your wheel spins 🎰
* Grab those last Artifacts 🗿Send as many OG Boinkers to the moon and Stack heaps of OG Shitcoins!
> ⚠️ This is your *final* chance to earn these game assets. Don’t sleep on it. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
## 📦 The Future Starts Now
The OG era ends in 48 hours — permanently.
From here on out, only the bold and loyal will claim what’s next. Don’t fall behind. Don’t trip alone to the moon.
Let’s roll. 💩🧻🔥
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