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Air Hostess👩✈️ : Would you like some headphones?
Me 🦆 : Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?
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Hey , so I saw your boyfriend earlier but when I was about to hug him I bumped into the mirror.😜❤️
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sit on my face and i will guess your weight
and if i'm wrong
i'll eat the difference 😋🤭
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°• Normally only 6⃣ planets can be seen with the naked eye. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Earth.
But if I were lucky, you'd let me see Uranus.🪐🤭
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°• Bee lines..? I gotcha
🐝 Be my queen bee, and I will show you all the honey I got.
🐝 Do you like bees?
Because I would like to show you my comb.
🐝 I’m like a bee I’ll stick something inside you that’ll have that area throbbing in seconds
🐝 Hey girl, are you afraid of bees?
Because there is a high chance that you may get confused for a flower.
🐝 Babe you want some honey? My bumble bee has to pollinate your behind first.
🐝 I am a honey bee, and I am attracted to the most beautiful flower here tonight.
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I don't know what has gotten into you lately but I wish it was me
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Do you smoke pot because weed be cute together
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°• Flirty texting ideas, categorized for different approaches:✨
Teasing & Playful:
Sweet & Suggestive:
Intriguing & Mysterious:
Do you have a pet insurance? Because your pussy getting smash tonight.
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Lets play Titanic, you'd be the ocean and i'd go down on you.💦
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I'm sure you had an idea, but something got in the way and you didn't develop it. The channel "Usual thing" is about this, the author tries to implement different business ideas, but every day he encounters problems and discusses them with you.
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Do you have a twin sister?
If not, you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
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✏️ Girl, I got 3 pencils... And you is sharper than all of em.
✏️ Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.
✏️ Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
✏️ Are you a broken pencil? Because life without you is pointless <3
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Send this to Russian chicas 😁
°• So you’re from the largest country in the world⁉️
Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.😜💘
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Jingle my balls and I'll give you a white Christmas
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Are you Hritik Roshan's fingers? cuz you're 11/10
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I'll dress as the chicken, you dress as the egg, take it to the bedroom and see who comes first?
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°• how about this one eh?
Come over here (she walks closer)..
I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands. 😌😜
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✨Best Working New Year Rizz‼️
🥑 What's your new year's resolution? I'm looking at mine right now.
🥭 You know people say "you'll do things all year that you did on new year" So can i do you??
🍒 They say 68% of new born babies will be Virgos this year. Wanna make that 69?
🍋🟩 "Here's to 12 new chapters, 365 new chances, and maybe even a love story with you this New Year."
🍋 "Since it's a brand-new year, how about we start the sweetest chapter of our lives together?"
🍐 "As we countdown to the New Year, I just want to say, your beauty makes every second sparkle brighter."
🍏 What's your new year's resolution? I'm looking at mine right now.
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°• Call me Amazon Prime..
Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast😜
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Hilarious Pickup lines that actually work.
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I'm no good at math but according to my calculations you're my other half.
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