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I'm always here if you need a shoulder to put your legs on...
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Therapy is expensive so I watch you smile.
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Are you a broken traffic light?
Cause you keep giving mixed signals😏🚶♂️
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Your boobs look heavy, can I hold them for you?
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I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get wet twice.
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Are you cryptocurrency? Coz I wanna hold you for so long.
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If your a candle wick and I’m the wax..
Then I’m always melting when I’m close but I’ll be there to hold you up when you’re not feeling so hot.😙💚
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You should call me toothpaste
The way I’m gonna put some white in your smile😁😙
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I'm always here if you need a shoulder to put your legs on...
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Are you Cinderella because I see your dress coming out at night.
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°• 🖐 Ways to Destroy Women's Egos Instantly ☠
1⃣. Looking at other women
Yes, she needs to know that you're wide-eyed and always looking at others.
2⃣. Never argue with her and never get emotional.
Yes, as soon as you start arguing, it's because you're getting too involved.
You're afraid of losing her.
3⃣. No validation
We don't give compliments, we don't talk about how good she looks or how beautiful she is.
4⃣. Never ask for commitment
No, she's the one who has to ask for commitment and the relationship, who has to ask for you to get more involved.
5⃣. Don't look forward to getting to know her
If you're too eager to spend time with her and ask, "Oh, what about your life?" No.
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📐 Physics Pick Up lines 🧑🚀🎐
🌕 Neutrinos might have the mass, but I've got the length.😊
🌖 Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.😵💫
🌗 What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.🥰
🌘 Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you...🌎🚶♂️
🌑 What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.😌
🌒 That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2😄😘
🌓 Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.😋
🌔 Let’s convert our potential energy dear into kinetic energy.😜
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day. ☺️
Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.😂
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🌟The Best Pick Up Lines For Guys😙🔥
🟢 I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
🟡 I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.
🔴 Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.
🔵 Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
🟠 Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.
⚪️ (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?
🟣 In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.
⚫️ Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
🟤 Are you good at math? Me neither. But the only number I care about is yours.
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It's not that I'm horny all the time,
it's just that you're sexy all the time.
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Im like mosquitoes. 🦟
Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.🥹😗
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Are your pronouns she/her?
You should change them to my/girl.
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I don't know what has gotten into you lately but I wish it was me
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🔥 Comebacks 🔥
Ewww they are kissing
👉 "At least i have someone to kiss"
God made boys first
👉 "God made a rough draft before he made the final copy"
That song is old
👉 "So is yur mum but you still listen to her"
No one cares
👉 "Then why are you engaging in my conversions"
Suck it
👉 "Sorry small things are a chocking hazards"
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You have something on your ass my eyes.
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Are you the square root of -1 because you can't be real.
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